06 March 2007

Tonight's Forecast

Mostly clear. Low: 1 degree F.

A few passing clouds. Very cold.
Wind chills may approach -10 degrees F.

Average low: 22 degrees F.

This is absolutely terrible. Venturing outside automatically results in:
  1. A pink, nay red, windburned face.
  2. Numbing of the ears to the point of panic.
  3. Quick, short strides (due to loss of warmth in legs and joints) in the style of Willy Wonka's Oompa Loompas.
  4. Sometimes, just sometimes, I've seen other people with leaky noses. Never mine.
  5. General misery expressed by streaming foul language.

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