Some people don't have proper protective cases for their eyeglasses. Some people just shove their expensive specs into their pocket, risking scratches and bent frames. Some people haven't grown up under my father's tutelage and are therefore lacking proper respect and reverence for the preventative care and protection of eyeglasses. I stole this project from Martha and now someone special has a handsome new home for his glasses (pictured above, my glasses). The question: Will he use it?
(Also today, RIP Mr. Vonnegut. "So it goes.")