Which, sure, was the general idea of the original design. In person, however, it wasn't looking very impressive. Or even decent. The interfacing was acting up all crazy and the bag turned into a stiff, uneven toaster cover. So ladies and gents, I present to you PLAN B:
A semi-reversible spring tote, complete with pockets for the cell phone, a pen and pencil and sunglasses. And some green ribbon detailing. To be honest, I didn't want to give it away to Sister. But, ya know, I did. 'Cuz that's how we roll. Enjoy.