score some free ice cream.
(And fine, vote if you must.)
Starbucks is also handing out some free coffee, but I think we can all agree that Starbucks' coffee tastes like battery acid. So I'll be skipping that.
(I tried to make delicious Election Day Pumpkin Cheesecake Swirled Brownies that I was pretty sure would turn out awesome. Alas, they did not. So you normally bake brownies for like 30 minutes. These shits were in the oven for well over an hour and they are all gooey and gross-looking and completely undercooked. I mean, I'll still scrape the pan clean and get sick off them, but they really aren't presentable as any sort of legitimate treat. Frick.)