I KNEW I wasn't the only sucker for Ramona and the Babysitters Club. Thanks for backing me up.
that one no-knead loaf), or I could surrender to the glory that is The Bread Machine. I'm years behind on this one, but for those of you who are also years behind, let me tell you how the contraption works.
You put in the ingredients, in the order they are listed. You turn the bread machine on. Three-ish hours later, you have warm, homemade bread.
Anyway, what I'm saying is that the bread machine is one of those things that seems futuristic to me, even though the internet tells me that it was invented in 1986.
Tell me about your bread making adventures, but do not tell me about your brick oven blah blah that you built on your property and then the honey you gather from your own bees and the homemade peach preserves and the little forest gnomes that help you churn butter, etcetera. No one likes a show-off.