Sorry, folks, I came down with a crappy cold that knocked me on my ass the past few days. I will return shortly with newbie CSA member wisdom, just as soon as I can manage to stop blowing my nose every two minutes. In the meantime, you should check out all of the archives over at Natalie Dee. Girl is hilarious. Thanks to Al, who showed me this site years ago. It took me a few months to catch on, but ever since it's been my go-to source for off-color, sometimes obscure, sometimes simple, weird humor.